Take my hand, Paris…

Today’s title…( and by the way, that’s a bomb-azz movie and you should watch it.)

Dear Paris,

You are a disgusting place. You are filthy and dirty and the smell in the Metro station this morning actually made me cry. The people are pretty cool and the food is world-renowned, but I’m scared to interact much with either because they’re always in such manknasty surroundings.

However, you do have the Louvre, La Tour Eiffel and L’Arc De Triomphe. So I guess I’ll come back.

Dissonantly,
Mel

P.S. How do you say biohazard suit in French?

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